Funny Story Archive
?Tortoise and a Rabbit?wrote an entrance exam, ? ?Tortoise got 80%, ?Rabbit got 81%. Both went for ?admission to an engineering college, Cut-off needed was 85%. ?? ?Rabbit didn’t get admission, but the Tortoise got admission. ?
समोसा आलू से: जब मैं फ्राई होता हूँ तो तुम्हें ढक कर गरम तेल से बचा लेता हूँ, क्योंकि मैं तुमसे प्यार करता हूँ। आलू: जब लोग तुम्हें फ्राई होने के फौरन बाद खाते हैं तो मैं
Two boys stole a bag of oranges from a neighbor and decided to share it. They could not find a better place to share the booty than at a nearby cemetery. As they were jumping over the
Policeman: How could you kill 49 people? What the hell was wrong with you?Driver: I was driving at 80km/h when I saw two men crossing the road. On the roadside, there was a wedding party. I wanted to apply
Three drunk men hired a taxi from town center to their house.The taxi driver knew that they were drunk so he decided to cheat them. He started the engine, and instead of driving, turned it off after
Last week was my birthday.My wife didn’t wish me.My parents forgot, so did my kids.I went to work, and not even did my colleagues wish me.As I entered my cabin after work in the evening, my secretary
An old man got his wallet stolen while on a bus. When he realized, he started warning everyone:“Whoever stole my wallet should return it. Otherwise what happened in 1983 will be repeated.”The old man kept ranting this