Wives VS Dogs

Dogs can’t talk.

The later you are, the more excited they are to see you.

Dogs will forgive you for playing with other dogs.

If a dog is gorgeous, other dogs don’t hate it.

Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dogs name.

A dog will not wake you up in the middle of the night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog.”

Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

If you pretend to be blind, your dog can stay in your hotel room for free.

Dogs like to go hunting.

Dogs seldom outlive you.

Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

You never have to wait for a dog, they’re ready to go 24 hours a day.

Dogs find you amusing when you’re drunk.

A dog’s disposition is the same all month long.

Dog’s parents never drop by for a surprise visit.

Mr. Bean joined new job!!!!!!

Mr. Bean joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer.

Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”

Mr. Bean:”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”

BRAIN TUMOR Mr Bean !!!!!!!

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?

Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?

Mr. Bean: Because that proves that I have a brain! 



Colleague: Sorry I’m late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.

Mr. Bean: That’s alright, me too…I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs. 

Mr Bean !!!!!!!!


Mr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom’s dead.

Friend: condolence, my friend.

(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louder

Friend: what now?

Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!