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Train me laloo ne apna trunk upar

Train me laloo ne apna trunk upar samaan rakhne vali jagah par rakh diya.
Neeche Mayavati baithi thi.

Mayawati: Lalooji, apna samman kahi or rakho, mere sirr pe gir jaega.

Funny Lalu: Koi baat nahi behanji, iss me tutne vali koi cheez nahi hai.

Laloo Prasad Yadav sent his Bio Data – to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.

Laloo Prasad Yadav sent his Bio Data – to apply for a post in Microsoft Corporation, USA.

A few days later he got this reply:

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad Yadav,
You do not meet our requirements. Please do not send any further correspondence. No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates.

Laloo Prasad jumped with joy on receiving this reply.

He arranged a press conference:

“Bhaiyo aur unki Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogee ki hum ko Amreeca mein naukri mil gayee hai.”

Everyone was delighted. Laloo Prasad continued: “Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa Appointment Letter padkar sunaunga? Par letter angreeze main hai – Isliyen saath-saath Hindi main translate bhee karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad >> Pyare Laloo Prasad bhaiyya

You do not meet >> Aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement >> Humko to zaroorat hai

Please do not send any further correspondence >> Ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kono zaroorat nahee.

No phone call >> Phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained >> Bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks >> Aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.

Bill Gates.  >> Tohar Bilva