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Husband-Wife as Always !!!!

Sunday fun times

Husband: Aaj khane mein kya banaogi??
Wife: Jo aap kaho?

Husband: Dal chawal bana lo.
Wife: Abhi kal hi to khaye the?

Husband: Toh sabji roti bana lo?
Wife: Bacche nahi khayenge?

Husband: Toh chhole puri bana lo?
Wife: Mujhe heavy heavy lagta hai?

Husband: Eggs bhurji bana lo?
Wife: Aaj guruvaar hai?

Husband: Paraanthe ??
Wife: Raat ko paraanthe kaun khata hai???

Husband: Hotel se mangwa lete hain??
Wife: Roz roz hotel ka nahi khana chahiye?

Husband: Kadhi chawal??
Wife: Dahi nahi hai?

Husband: Idly sambar??
Wife: Usme time lagega. Pehle bolna chahiye tha na!!?

Husband: Maggie hi bana lo, usme time nahi lagega?
Wife: Woh koi meal thodi hai? Pet nahi bharta?

Husband: Phir, ab kya banaogi??
Wife: Jo aap kaho..

Shaitan baccha !!!

Ek shaitan baccha unknown number
se call karta hai..
.
.
ek aadmi uthata hai.. Aadmi:” Hello..
Baccha:” Ullo pullo kullo !!
Aadmi:” Kaun hai be ??
Baccha:” Ek Insan
Aadmi:” Wo pata hai naam bol??
Baccha:” Main ek ganda bacha hu !
Aadmi:” Teri to esi ki tesi Kahaan
rehta hai tu ??
Baccha:” Prithvi pe..
Aadmi:” Wo to pata hai, phone kyu
kiya ??
Baccha:” Tujhe pareshan karne ke liye
Aadmi:” Ruk saale..
apne baap ko bula! Chhakke ki
aulaad..
Baccha:” Hello papa, main pappu.