Snapchat Jokes Archive
Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell “Taxi!”————————————- Recent study shows that masturbating twice weekly increases life expectancy by 20%. I’ve done the maths. I am immortal.————————————-A wife is like a
1: Notice at Church Do not leave your mobile, purses, wallets, hand- bags, girlfriends unattended; others may think it is an answer to their prayers. 2: Who is a Psychiatrist? Is a qualified person who gives you
BEST MESSAGE FOR THE YEAR!! Boarding on Flight 2015 has been announced……. Your luggage should only contain the best souvenirs from 2014….. The bad and sad moments should be left in the garbage……. The duration of the
Fart in Restaurant “I was in the restaurant yesterday when I suddenly realized I desperately needed to pass gas. The music was really, really loud, so I timed my gas with the beat of the music.After a
A Russian, visiting India, went for an eye check up.The Doctor shows the letters on the board:CZWXNQSTAZKYDoctor: Can you read this ?Russian : Read ??? I even know the guy…, he’s my cousin.