Behind every successful hangover There is promise of never drinking again..
A man comes into the Emergency Room and yells . . .’ My wife’s going to have her baby in the cab.’ As the on-duty doctor I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the
Having a “new boyfriend” every month doesn’t mean you gorgeous it means you easy and retarded …———————————————-Alcohol doesn’t make you fat , it make you lean on .. tables,chairs and random people …———————————————*missed a call* *calls back*
A smile is the best lighting system of the face…..
This two little kids try to copy sneezing of their Dad.. Watch most cutest and funniest video.
mom: who’s your phone wallpaper? me: my boyfriend mom: can i meet him? me: not before i do mom: what? me: what?