Mr. Bean Jokes Archive
Do U Know Why Mr.BEAN Bought A Brown Cow???2 Get Chocolate Milk!!
Mr. Bean in New York Times…“Mr. Bean is 50% MAD”Mr. Bean Protested.Very Next Day“50% of Mr. Bean is NORMAL”Mr. Bean Celebrated.
Mr. Bean joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked “what you did till evening?”Mr. Bean:”Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright”
Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.Mr. Bean: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?Mr. Bean: Yes of course, do you think I’m dumb?Doctor: Then why are
MR. BEAN ATTENDING A MEETING: Colleague: Sorry I’m late. I got stuck in an elevator for 4 hrs because of a power failure.Mr. Bean: That’s alright, me too…I got stuck on the escalator for 3 hrs.
DEATH OF HIS MOTHERMr. Bean:(crying) the doctor called, Mom’s dead.Friend: condolence, my friend.(After 2 minutes) Mr. Bean cries even louderFriend: what now?Mr. Bean: my sister just called, her mom died too!