A man got 2 wishes from God. He immediately wished for the best DRINK and the best WOMAN. He got… Mineral Water and Mother Teresa. Moral: Investment is subject to market risks. Please read the offer document carefully before investing!
3 stupid stages of life! Teen age: Have Time + Energy …but No Money Working Age: Have Money + Energy …but No Time Old age: Have Time + Money …but no Energy
IF UR IN LOVE:– Make the best of it.– Don’t doubt anythng.– Enjoy it bcoz nothing lasts 4ever.IF U JUST BROKE UP:– Don’t cry! Remember that u had a gud time.– Nvr stay alone! Ur friends are
WELCOME TO THE 21ST CENTURY!*Our Phones ~ Wireless*Cooking ~ Fire-less*Cars ~ Key-less*Food ~ Fat-less*Tires ~ Tubeless*Dress ~ Sleeveless*Youth ~ Jobless*Leaders ~ Shameless*Relationships ~ Meaningless*Attitude ~ Careless*Wives ~ Fearless*Feelings ~ Heartless*Education ~ Valueless*Children ~ Manner-lessEverything is becoming LESS but still our hopes
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Some relations are like TOM and JERRY. They tease each other, They knock down each other, They irritate each other but They even can’t live without each other!
We Have 5 Fingers For Five Reasons !! Little Finger To Make Promises For our Best friends.. 😀 Ring Finger For Someone Special When The Time Is Right.. Middle Finger To Those Who Are Jealous & Show High Attitude To