Rahul Gandhi ki Shaadi And Other Jokes

Rahul Gandhi: Maa, Aapki wajah se hi meri shaadi nahi ho rahi hai..
Soniya: Wo kaise?
Rahul: Aaapke har poster mein likha hota hai..
Soniya ji ko “Bahu-Mat” do..

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Rahul Gandhi ekmatra aise jeevit rajneta hain,
Jo,
Janmdin manane Landon,
Ilaaj karane Newyork,
Baal katwane Spain,
aur ‘Naak’ katwane bharat aate hain!

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Rahul gandhi ke swagat mein band baza walo ki kutayi sirf isliye ho gayi kyunki unhone..
“TUM TO THEHRE PARDESI, SATH KYA NIBHAOGE”
bazaa diya tha!

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Rahul Gandhi kehte hai “Congress koi party nahi, ek Soch hai”
aur
Vidya Balan kehti hai “Jahan Soch hai, wahan Shouchalay hai”
Bada confusion hai bhai!!

Also Read: Breaking News – Rahul Gandhi Got Married !! ????????????

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Ek baar ek hawai jahaj mein 5 aadmi safar kar rahe the…
Sachin
Ambani
Rahul Gandhi
Narendra Modi
aur
Ek chhoti sa bachcha!
Achanak Jahaaj mein kuchh kharabi aa gayi,
Wahaa par 4 parachute the..
Sachin Bola:
“Main vishwa ka mahaan ballebaaj hoon,
Mera zinda rehna zaroori hai”
Phir ek parachute lekar kood gaya!
Ambani Bola:
“Main bharat ke dhani logo mein se hoon,
Mera rehna jaroori hai..”
Phir ek parachute lekar kood gaya!
Rahul Gandhi bola:
“Main iss desh ka sabse lokpriya neta hoon,
Mera zinda rehna jaroori hai..”
Phir ek parachute lekar kood gaya!
Narendra Modi bachche se bole:
“Beta aap desh ke bhavishya ho,
Jaao aap antim parachute leke kood jaao!”
Bachcha bola:
“Lekin yaha to 2 parachute hain…
Rahul Gandhi to mera School Bag lekar kood gaya!!”
Hahaha… Share to banta hai!! 😀 😛

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Rahul Gandhi has decided to field Mandira Bedi against Kiran Bedi as the Delhi CM candidate for Congress.
Any guesses why?
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Because 1 MB = 1024 KB!

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Alia bhatt: Ab ‘MARS’ wali chocolate aur bhi sasti ho jayegi..
Rahul gandhi: Main mars se chunav ladunga…
Priyanka Gandhi: We should change the name of mars to Rajiv Gandhi Lal Grah.
Anil ambani = my IPL team cricketers will be from MARS. I will name it after my wife’s name
“MARS TINA HOTTERS”.
Sonia Gandhi = Martians should be declared as Minorities…
Kejriwal = It is illegal step by Modi’s government to conquer mars. Hum MARS par dharna karenge..
Geelani = We want Mars free from India…
Chidambaram = Mars is a Special Economic Zone area. It Should be given to Robert Vadra..
Akhilesh yadav = Mars par Uttar pradesh se jyaada apradh hotey hain.
And the best statement comes from pakistan
Bilawal Bhutto = Hum Mars ka ek ek inch bharat se le lawange ….

Also Read:Who is Dumb ? Pappu (Rahul????) vs Kejriwal ji?


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