Santa Banta Jokes 2018

Santa Singh – Safola oil to de diya bhaiya. Iske sath ka gift nahin diya.
Shopkeeper – Iske sath koyi gift nahin hai.
Santa Singh – Ullu matt banao ismein likha hai “Cholesterol Free”

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Santa Singh : Aaj mere kutte ne anda diya hai.
Banta Singh : Paagal hua hai kya, kutta kabse anda dene laga.
Santa Singh : Yeh mera style hai. Maine apni murgi ka naam “Kutta” rakha hai.

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Santa Singh sharab pee kar teesri manzil se gira to log uske aas-paas aa gaye aur poochhne lage
“Kya hua, kya hua”
Santa: Pata nahi main to khud abhi aaya hoon.

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Santa: Tumhaari dukan par itni mithai rakhi rehti hai, kabhi khaane ka mann nahi karta?
Banta: Mann to bahut karta hai par papa maarenge, isliye chaatkar rakh deta hoon.

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Santa’s Son: Papa agar aapko Rs. 10 aur Rs. 5 raaste mein pade milein to aap kaun sa note uthaoge

Santa: Rs 10 ka note.

Son: Bas isiliye aap par joke bante hain. Dono bhi to utha sakte ho.

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Santa finds cigarette box in his daughter’s room..
“Oh my god! she smikes”

The he finds whisky
“Oh my god! she drinks”

Then he saw a boy
“Thank God! its all his”
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Santa tez baarish mein doctor ke paas gaya

Santa: Doctor saab ghar par checkup ki kya fee hai?
Doctor 300/-
Santa: Phir jaldi chaliye doctor saab.
Doctor ne car nikali aur dono Santa ke ghar pahunch gaye.
Doctor: Mareez kahan hai?
Santa: Mareez-wareez koi nahi hai, mua taxy wala ghar tak jaane ke 500/- maang raha tha aap 300/- mein le aaye.
Santa Rocks!

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Santa was caught by Mughal soldiers and they took him to their king Akbar.

Akbar: Kaun ho tum?
Santa: Jahanpanah, main Santa hun.

Akbar: Itni raat tum hamare mahal ke paas kya rahe the?
Santa, ghabraate hue: Ji… main…vo… kuchh nahin.. bas aise hi…

Akbar: Sipahiyon, isko bandi bana do…
Santa pleads: Nahin Jahanpanah, aisa mat kariye, please mujhe banda hi rehne do.
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