Indian Desi Mother
INDIAN MOM Mom comes to visit her son Kumar for dinner…who lives with a girl roommate Sunita… During the course of the meal, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty Kumar’s roommate was. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two, and this had only made her more curious.
Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she started to wonder if there was more between Kumar and his roommate than met the eye…..
Reading his mom’ s thoughts, Kumar volunteered,” I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, Sunita and I are just roommates.”
About a week later, Sunita came to Kumar saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ ve been unable to find the silver chutney (Spicy Paste) jar. You don’t suppose she took it, do you? ”
“Well, I doubt it, but I ‘ll email her, just to be sure ” So he sat down and wrote: Dear Mother, I ‘m not saying that you did take the chutney jar from my house, I’m not saying that you did not take the chutney jar. But the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner. Love, Kumar.
Several days later, Kumar received an email from his Mother which read: Dear Son, I ‘m not saying that you do sleep with Sunita, and I’m not saying that you do not sleep with Sunita. But the fact remains that if she were sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the chutney jar by now. Love, Mum
Bas Kar Elahi
A fourth son was born in the home of a minister’s family. The father invited his friend to join the celebration and choose a name for the newborn child.
“What names have you given to the three elder boys?” asked the friend.
“One is Rahmat Elahi-(by God’s kindness), the second Barkat Elahi (by God’s grace) and the third Mahbub Elahi (beloved of God),” replied the proud father.
The friend pondered over the names for a while and replied, “I suggest you name your fourth son, Bas Kar Elahi (God that is enough).”
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Mr. Nene Ki English
Mister Nene, his wife and his son were returning by train to home in Maharastra after taking a trip of South India. Mister Nene was occupying the lower berth, his wife had the middle berth and his son the top most berth in the train.
When the train stopped at one of the stations on the way, the son requested his father to buy him a cup of ice cream to which he readily agreed and got off the train. When they returned, they found that a Gujju bhai who couldn’t understand Hindi or Marathi had occupied his son’s berth. Outraged, Mister Nene called the TT and asked him to help. TT was a South Indian who stated that he could not understand Hindi, Marathi or Gujarati so it would be better if Mister Nene explained the whole situation to him in English.
So Mr. Nene explained, “That man sleeping on top of my wife is not giving birth to my child.”
How the various people search for life partner
BEGGAR Bhagwan ke nam pe koi ek biwi de de, Doosre ki nahi to apni hi de de, Bhagwan tujhe ek ke badle do dega, Hillary hogi to Monika bhi dega
BANKER Wanted wife who takes interest in me and credits me with her service.
PESSIMIST Why do marriage and mirage rhyme? Because both of them are misleading.
LAWYER I hereby beg to solicit myself as an eligible candidate for the post of husband after marriage. The person whom I’m looking for should be strictly -a girl. The girl should be strictly a girl. The girl should be willing to surender to the service and jurisdiction of My Lord i.e. Myself. Any objection would be overruled and will not be sustained. Apply in confidence and if you have the confidence.
BOATMAN Must be able to dig, clean, cook worms and clean fish. Must have own boat with motor. Plaese send the photograph of motorboat.
SHAAYAR Badi muddat ke baad ek arzoo jaagi hai, Ki hum bhi shadi shuda ho jaye, Kya vajah shadi karane ki jo kahde sahi sahi, To yaroo ab khud se kaam ghar ka hota nahi.
BEVDA Wanted a girl. Girl’s father should preferably have a soda factory. I am an occasional alchoholic who drinks only when friends come home. Friend come home only seven times a week.Girl preferred who can carry me from bar to ghar-bar. Meet personally or send soda for trial. Sample should be ample.
CAR MECHANIC Wanted a sturdy wife. Should be in working condition.Should be above average and must run the household at a good average. Dent wont be tolerated especially in the head gear.
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