Poor Jokes/ Pakau Jokes (PJ’s)

Sarla cleans Vimla’s house.
Vimla cleans Sarla’s house.
They are maid for each other tongue.png tongue.png

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1. If you are a girl named Khushi and you cry, people won’t take it seriously as that would be ‘Khushi ke aansoo’

2. If Sridevi is running a shop, I wonder whether she would say “Abhi Boney ka time hai..”

3. I love it when my Sony smartphone hangs and gives me Problems.
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Because,
Sony de Nakhre sohne lagde menu.

4. Cricket team k jab sab player out ho jate h toh sab machaar bhaag jate hain

Sochoo

KYUKI team “allout” hain naa.

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I met this guy, His name was Sabarjot.
He was a Fruit seller.
No matter what fruit he sold , they were all very sweet.

One day i asked him,”How are all your fruits so sweet?” gasp.png

He Replied,” It’s because ‘Sabar’ ke Phall hamesha meethe hote hai..!!”

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What do you call a bee that has come from
America ???
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“USB”
No claps plz….

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Q:JAB koi pareshani(problem) ho to kis ke paas jana chahiye.
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Ans:KISAN ke pas
Kyonki uske pas HAL hota hai.

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I hve lots of jokes in my inbox,
bt i can’t send u all u them’
it will take a lot of time,
so i’m sending u jst 1 joke
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“u r so beautiful”

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Please share your deadly PJ’s with us in the comments too.


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