7 witty tweet of so called gangster Ravi Pujari

Death threat from Ravi Pujari is like an apple iPhone.

Almost everybody has one, or wants one.




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Still some others couldn’t care less.


Ravi Pujari called me from Australia said something !

I don’t know what, #Jio network at 110096. Then he messaged me on WhatsApp and it’s still loading 😜

#RelianceJio Sh*t 4g speeds saved me from threats 😂


*Received a call from Ravi*

Pujari.. He said, Ur life is in danger & BJP is involved!!

Me: OMG, How, when, shitt?

Ravi: Bullet train means Bullets will b fired from that train & it will hit u

Me: Pappu is it you?

Ravi: oh shitt!


Received a threat 👿call from

Ravi Pujari 😎 just now

saying

चुपचाप टिन्डे खा ले 😰

I want security 👮


Ravi pujari calls

She :- I have a boyfriend


*Phone Rings*

Me: Hello, who’s this?

He: This is Ravi pujari here

Me: (Got scared) Bhaiya kya hua? 😥😥

He: Sir I am Airtel executive, kya aap apna Vodafone number Airtel mein port Karana chahenge?Me: Phone rakh Bsdk aur Sabse pehle apna Naam Badal


Waited whole day staring at phone. Not even getting a death threat from Ravi Pujari. Feeling worthless.

Rahul Gandhi


Ravi pujari: Hello mai pujari bol raha hoon…

Random guy: Humein koi puja nahi karwani hai.(call cut kar diya)

*Pujari crying in corner*


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