Best Jokes On Being Single On Valentine’s Day

Latest Jokes On Being Single On Valentine’s Day Funny

Britiny spears Valentine's day status
Girl: I can’t be your Valentine for medical reasons.

Boy: Really?




Girl: Yeah, you make me sick!


Boy: Do you have a date for Valentine’s Day?

Girl: Yes, February 14th.


You know you are single if on Valentine’s Day…. when a 40-something-year-old women in the check-out line assumes you’re buying those bouquet of flowers for your girlfriend, when it’s really for your mom.:/


Q: What did the stamp say to the envelope?

A: I’m stuck on you!


Q: What’s the best part about Valentine’s Day?

A: The day after when all the chocolate goes on sale.


Q: What did one oar say to the other?

A: Can I interest you in a little row-mance?


Q: What did one pickle say to the other?

A: You mean a great dill to me.


सिंगल होना जुर्म नही है। . . . 

लेकिन सिंगल के सामने वैलेंटाइन डे का प्लान बनाना देशद्रोह माना जायेगा…  


What is another way of saying Happy Valentines day! S.A.D, Singles Awareness Day! 


Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you! 


You know you are single on valentine’s day when it passes and you didn’t even notice until someone asks what you did three days later!!!!!!!!!!


if you can’t wait for the day after so you can get 50-75% off all the yummy boxes of chocolate!!! 


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