21 Latest Funny Cheating One Liners Husband Wife
1)My wife and I always compromise. I admit I’m wrong and she agrees with me.
2)Only after getting married you realise that those husband-wife jokes were not just jokes.
3)When a man steals your wife there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
4)To catch me u got to be FAST,to find me u gotta be SMART..bt to BE me u gotta be KIDDING!!
5)I just asked my husband if he remembers what today is… Scaring men is easy.
6)My wife’s not too smart. I told her, our kids were spoiled. She said, “All kids smell that way.”
7)My wife sent her photograph to the Lonely Hearts Club. They sent it back saying they weren’t that lonely.
8)Some husbands come in handy around the house. Others come in unexpectedly…
9)”How long do you think you can hold out?” they asked. He replied “until my girlfriend dies.”
10)What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They’re married.
11)I need to start paying closer attention to stuff. Found out today my wife and I have separate names for the cat.
12)Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.
13)If quitters never win, and winners never cheat, then who is the fool who said “Quit while you’re ahead”?
14)Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
15)If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep.
16)I am right 98% of the time…..who gives a crap about the other 3%????
17)*(Dedicated to my girl) You cn hurt me ..break me..n make me feel like a total idiot…bt for some reason i’ll still LOVE you!!!
18)Before marriage, a man yearns for the woman he loves. After marriage, the ‘Y’ becomes silent
19)I am not the kind of girl you can take home to your wife.
20)What is the one thing that all men at singles bars have in common? They’re married.
21)I typed “married” but it was auto-corrected to “martyred”. Damn,smartphone has gained intelligence.