11 Best Funny One Liners On Feminism/Feminist Jokes 2017

11 Latest Funny One Liner Jokes on Feminism/Feminist Best Of 2017

1)How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They just hold it in the socket and expect the world to revolve around them.

2)“I’m not sexist – I’m not! That’s why I let my female workers work longer than the men so they can make the same money” – Al Murray, The Pub Landlord

3)I take my hat off to militant feminists…

They don’t like that.

4)Q: How do you blind a woman?

A: You put a windshield in front of her.

5)So you’re a feminist…

Isn’t that cute.

6)What’s the first question during a feminist quiz night?

What are you looking at?

7)Wife: “I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?”
Husband: “You have perfect eyesight.”

8)Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn’t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion

9)How do you confuse a feminist?

Tell her that you refuse to allow her to make you a sandwich.

10)What’s the male equivalent of a feminist?

A sexist

11)For all the guys who think a woman’s place is in the kitchen, remember that’s where the knives are kept.

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