Best Demonatization Jokes 2016

Best Note Ban Jokes and Sms

I am having 500 and 1000 notes worth 65,000 ending with 786
Anyone wants to exchange?

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हाई सोसायटी की किटी पार्टी चल रही थी। एक महिला ने दूसरी महिला से पूछा, ‘अरे, आज मिसेज दारूवाला क्यों नहीं आईं?’ दूसरी महिला : किस मुंह से आतीं। उनके पति का तो ब्लैकमनी की लिस्ट में नाम तक नहीं आया। बेचारे गरीब लोग।

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हर हर मोदी, घर घर मोदी 😄

तो ये था हमारे प्रधान मंत्री का मास्टर स्ट्रोक 😄

कुछ चूतिये इसमें भी मोदी की बुराई करने के बारे में सोच रहे होंगे.

और अरविन्द केजरीवाल के चमचे अपनी नयी विडियो बनाने की तैयारी कर रहे होंगे 😄जिसमें वो मोदी जी को आतंकवादी बतायंगे और कहेंगे की मोदी चोर है और वो पाकिस्तान के साथ मिले हुए हैं.

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Best Note Ban SmS 2016

पहले लोग गुलाबी होंठ के पीछे भागते थे ….और अब गुलाबी नोट के :p :-)

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Awesome Step taken by Our PM Mr. Modi ji. Highly appreciated.
#NoMoreBlackMoney #500KaNoteBand #1000NoteRIP

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कल शेर मार्केट की माँ बेन होने वाली है !!!

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Jio speed suddenly increased as people get busy in depositing money at ATMs and filling petrol. #rip500#rip100

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funny Note Ban Whatsapp jokes

I vil accept Rs 500/- & Rs 1000/- notes without asking any question

[email protected] Rs 10/kg………..

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500 -1000 के नोट मेरे यहाँ स्वीकारे जायेगे
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15 रूपया प्रति किलो !!! :) :)

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Dear Modi,
Thanks for making all those dead WhatsApp groups active again.

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Modi played the TRUMP card
Poori India HILLARY hai.

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Every one praising Modi. Yes he is legend taking daring decisions. I am also personally appreciate his work as a common man. But no one understand the truth behind this…
No one knows the concept of black money increased due to high demoninations such as 500 and 1000.
No one knows how much black money increased with 2000 demonination.
Instead of announcing new 500 and 2000 notes, if he really want to stop the corruption why he shouldn’t stay with 100 rs notes.
As an Indian this is my personal opinion on corruption.
Jai Hind

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3 things that are going to die tonight:
1. 500 rupee notes
2. 1000 rupee notes
3. USA

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Funny whatsapp Forwords on note ban

Americans counting votes, Indians counting notes. XD :p

#ModiLife

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america m vote ki counting ho rhi h..or india m note ki counting start ho gyi..😛

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You must have guess the reason of this post.
This is first time that I had the money(big money) and shopkeeper had item and still I back home empty handed because of the burning issue of today.
I support the step taken by the govt but its after effect should also be taken into consideration. In my locality, there has been fight b/w a customer and a shopkeeper. Shopkeepers are not ready to give any item in exchange of 500 or 1000.
I can survive without food for one day but what about those who need medicines and as far as I know medical bill cross 1K.
Lets see how coming days gonna be.

#500Rs #1000Rs #People #BlackMoney #Bank

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now 5rs,10rs,50rs,100rs notes will have more importance…

moral:- numbers doesn’t matter…

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आज रात जिस घर की लाइट जलती हुइ दिखे समझलो नोटो की गिनति चल रही हे💰💶🤑


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