These 17 Jokes on Wife makes every husband laugh hard

Best Jokes on Wife and Women that make smile on every husband and Men…

Intelligent Husband .

Wife was busy in packing her clothes. 


Husband – Where are you going ?


Wife – I’m moving to my mother. 


Husband also starts packing his clothes. 


Wife – Now where are you going ?


Husband – I’m also moving to my mother. 


Wife – And what about the kids ?


Husband – Well I guess … If you are moving to your mother and I’m moving to my mother … They should move to their mother. 


Clothes unpacked.😉😄😄😄


Short Facts……

When boss say go to hell

Wife : “why are u home so early?”
Hubby : “My boss said go to hell!” 




Biggest Headache 

Doctor : How is ur headache ? 

Patient : she’s out of town.


Always better model in Neighbourhood

No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:

       (1) Mobile

       (2) Automobile

       (3) TV

       (4) Wife

Because, there is always a 

better model in neighborhood 


Keep this things in Mind – Every husband

Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!


Drink – One of biggest invention for husband

Whisky is a brilliant invention. 
One double and you start feeling single again.          


Never close your eye, else you are in trouble 

It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.
The slide show begins.

Queen of Devils – Wife      

Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils, 

but my wife is the queen of them.

Secret of Women’s Shoes 

Q – You know why women love shoes? 👠
Ans – Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. 😜

Women’s driving and car mirror

Q – Why can’t Women Drive well? 🚗

Ans – Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them.. 




Women and Shopping center are synonym

Q – Why can’t Women stand a day in a Jungle? ⛺🎄
Ans – There are no Shopping Centers.. 




90% Sale can save woman life 

Q – How to save a Dying Woman? 
Ans – Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere.. 




When wife is Quiet, Enjoy 

Q – If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?

Ans – Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day.. 




All men are the same invention 

The woman who invented the phrase …

“All men are the same” 

was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd.




3 kinds of men

There are 3 kinds of men in this


Some remain single and make

wonders happen. 

Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.

Rest get married and wonder what happened….




Wife and Arguments – you are looser anyway

Wives are magicians……..
They can change anything into an argument.




Wife dont have wife like hisband

Women live a Better, Longer &

Peaceful Life, as compared to men.


A very INTELLIGENT man replied: 

Women don’t have a wife!

Send this to all men for a good laugh and to women who can handle it…


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