These 17 Jokes on Wife makes every husband laugh hard

Best Jokes on Wife and Women that make smile on every husband and Men…


Intelligent Husband .

Wife was busy in packing her clothes. 

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Husband – Where are you going ?

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Wife – I’m moving to my mother. 

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Husband also starts packing his clothes. 

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Wife – Now where are you going ?

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Husband – I’m also moving to my mother. 

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Wife – And what about the kids ?

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Husband – Well I guess … If you are moving to your mother and I’m moving to my mother … They should move to their mother. 

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Clothes unpacked.😉😄😄😄

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Short Facts……

When boss say go to hell

Wife : “why are u home so early?”
Hubby : “My boss said go to hell!” 

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Biggest Headache 

Doctor : How is ur headache ? 

Patient : she’s out of town.

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Always better model in Neighbourhood

No Man Can Ever Be Satisfied with 4 things in life:

       (1) Mobile

       (2) Automobile

       (3) TV

       (4) Wife

Because, there is always a 

better model in neighborhood 

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Keep this things in Mind – Every husband

Compromising does not mean you are wrong and your wife is right.
It only means that the safety of your head is much more important than your ego!

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Drink – One of biggest invention for husband

Whisky is a brilliant invention. 
One double and you start feeling single again.          

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Never close your eye, else you are in trouble 

It is said that when a woman closes her eyes, she sees the person she love the most and when a man does that.
The slide show begins.
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Queen of Devils – Wife      

Funny quote on a husband`s T-Shirt:
All girls are devils, 

but my wife is the queen of them.
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Secret of Women’s Shoes 

Q – You know why women love shoes? 👠
Ans – Because no matter how much & whatever they eat , the shoes always fit.. 😜
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Women’s driving and car mirror

Q – Why can’t Women Drive well? 🚗

Ans – Because there are so many mirrors in a car to distract them.. 

😁

           

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Women and Shopping center are synonym

Q – Why can’t Women stand a day in a Jungle? ⛺🎄
Ans – There are no Shopping Centers.. 

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90% Sale can save woman life 

Q – How to save a Dying Woman? 
Ans – Tell her about a 90% Sale going on somewhere.. 

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When wife is Quiet, Enjoy 

Q – If a Woman is Quiet, which day is it?

Ans – Who Cares, just Enjoy that Day.. 

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All men are the same invention 

The woman who invented the phrase …

“All men are the same” 

was a Chinese woman who lost her husband in a crowd.

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3 kinds of men

There are 3 kinds of men in this

world.

Some remain single and make

wonders happen. 

Some have girlfriends and see wonders happen.

Rest get married and wonder what happened….

😜😜

           

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Wife and Arguments – you are looser anyway

Wives are magicians……..
They can change anything into an argument.

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Wife dont have wife like hisband

Women live a Better, Longer &

Peaceful Life, as compared to men.

WHY? 

A very INTELLIGENT man replied: 

Women don’t have a wife!

😜😜😆😜
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Send this to all men for a good laugh and to women who can handle it…

😃😄😀😛😜😝😉😎😍☺😘😊


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