Best Hindi Chutkule 

Mast Mazeddar Hindi Chutkule चुटकुले

Sir fari ladkiyaan,,

Boy : Tum ladki hoke daaru piti ho?

Awesome reply by girl :




To kya 2-4 peg ke liye

gender change karwalu

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Jab wife pee leti hai

Wife drinking Vodka,

asked

“Tum kaun ho?”

Husband-

“Pagal ho gayi ho kya?

Apne husband ko bhool gayi? ”

Wife: “Nasha

har gum bhula deta hai”

“Bhaisaab”..!!

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Two best Kind – Smoking and Drinking

Teacher :

“Can you tell the name of 2 great Kings who

have brought happiness & peace into people’s

lives ?”

Student :

“Smo-king & Drin-king ” !!!

Teacher Resigned !

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Ghor Kalyug

Teacher: Who was Akbar ?

Boy: Akbar was Gay.

Teacher:- What, Are you mad ? Why did you say

that?

Boy:- We have heard Laila – Majnu , Heer -Ranjha

, Soni- Mahival ,Romeo-Juliet

But Only

Akbar – Birbal !

Teacher died

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Purana mast Jokes

Teacher : Nara ko english kya kehte hai…???

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Santa : P.H.D.

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Teacher : Kya….???

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Santa : Pyjaama Holding Device..

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Teacher behosh..!

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Green Dot

This 1 is a killer 1 …..

Teacher : Beta batao britannia tiger biscuit pe jo

green dot h uska matlab kya h.?

Pappu : Iska matlab ki tiger online hai.

Ultimate Hit!!


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