10 Funny Sarcasm about India (One Liners)

10 One liners about India that make you laugh hard (some are truth)

1. If u want to know how divided we r, just look at matrimonial page of our newspaper

2. India is running the software of tomorrow on the hardware of yesterday




3. Marriages(rest of the world): x+y
Marriages(in India):
∫xdx + ∫ydy

4. If the mobile gets spoiled blame the child, if child gets spoiled blame the mobile

5. If someone asks for dirty cloth to clean something u r in India

6. The only country where people fight to be termed ‘backward’

7. In India, u don’t cast ur vote, u vote ur cast

8. An incredible country where actors r playing cricket, cricketers r playing politics, politicians r watching porn and porn stars r becoming actors

9. Sarcasm is like electricity, half of India doesn’t get it

10. And the ultimate one:

Where liking a Facebook post and sending messages on WhatsApp gets u arrested, while raping does not…

 

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