7 funny Question and Its answer

Funny Question Answer SMS and Jokes

 

Question: Collage Me Ladkiyo Ke Kitne Naam Hote Hai?

Ans: 4
1 Tere Wali
2 Mere Wali
3 Teri bhabhi
4 Meri bhabhi




 

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Question:- Ye Pyar Kaise Hota Hai ?

Ans:- Jab Time Kharab Chal Raha Ho,
Shani Ki Dasha Kharab Ho.
Aapka Mangal Bhari Ho Or Bhagwan Maza Lene Ke Mood Me Ho Tab Pyar Ho Jata Hai.

 

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Question : What do you call a bee that has come from
America ???

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No claps please…. :p ????

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Pakau Teacher’s Question: How to kill a mosquito?

Student: Catch it alive,
Tie its legs
then make gudgudi in its stomach
and when it laughs,Catch its mouth
& pour a spoon of Poison

 

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Question : How to surprise Girlfriend ?

Want to surprise your girlfriend?
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Introduce her to your wife.

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Question Of The Year…

Jab Mohabbat Or Jang Main Sab Kuch Jaayez Hai…

To Mohabbat Main Honay Wala MUNNA Najaayez Kiun..? 🙂

 

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Never Question Student or Kids..

Teacher- Tum bade hokr kya kroge.
Student- Shadi.
Teacher- nhi,mera Matlab He Kya Banoge
Student- Dulha.
Teacher- oho, I Mean Bade Hokr Kya Hasil Karoge.
Student- dulhan.
Teacher- abe Mera Mtlb Bde Hokr Mumy Papa K Liye Kya Kroge.
Student- bahu Launga.
Teacher- abe Gadhe, tere Papa kya Chahte He.
Student- pota.
Teacher- haramkhor, teri Zindagi Ka Kya Maksad He.
Student- hum Do Humare Do.


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