4 Double meaning short jokes

A broken lover’s emotional status on Facebook:” I want her Back…!”
Friend’s Comment: 

” एकदम सही भाई, सामने से बिलकुल सपाट थी वो ” ????????
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*Driving*
On car : Bike waale chutiye

On bike : car waale chutiye

On rickshaw : bike aur car waale chutiye

On foot : saale sab chutiye
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आजकल तो इतनी सर्दी है कि
या तो रजाई 2 हो 
या फिर रजाई में 2 हो????????????????
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अनोखा प्रपोजल:

Guy- Do you like maths?

Girl-yes

Guy- Add a bed subtract your clothes, divide your legs and can we multiply…


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