Latest Collection of Christmas Funny Jokes, Messages, Wishes !!!

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Merry Christmas SMS
Why is Santa Claus always a man?




Because…

No woman will wear..
the same dress year after year… Merry Christmas.!
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Wishing you peace, joy, and all the best this wonderful holiday has to offer. May this incredible time of giving and spending time with family bring you joy that lasts throughout the year.

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Let us rejoice and enjoy
Has lord has given this day
to drink as much you want
Happy Christmas

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Christmas waves a
magic wand over this world,
and behold,
everything is softer and more beautiful.

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On Christmas, Everyone says:
Santa aayega .. Santa aayega ..
But, deep in our hearts we all know ..

Ghanta aayega !!! ?

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The warmth and love surrounding Christmas is a joy to be savored with family and friends. It is a time to give and share with one another. Here’s to wishing you the best this season has to offer.

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Christmas gift suggestions:
To your enemy, forgiveness.
To an opponent, tolerance.
To a friend, your heart.
To a customer, service.
To all, charity.
To every child, a good example.
To yourself, respect.

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Merry Christmas Messages
may your days be filled
with warmth and cheers of christmas
throughout the next year
wish you Xmas blessings of
love, peace and friendship

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Christmas is the festival of love and spirit
So let us drink the spirit to feel love
Merry Christmas to You

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Please allow Jesus to Come and
Bless people in Church on Christmas,
If he sees you there he may not.
So come here and have party with me
Merry Christmas to you

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Christmas is truly full of wonders.
It makes all of my savings disappear!
That is the Christmas magic
Merry Christmas

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During the miraculous time that is Christmas may you see with the eyes of a child, experience the wonder of love, and truly enjoy all that the season has to offer.

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I think Santa must ride a plane instead of sleigh so that he can reach me faster.
I oftentimes fell asleep waiting for him.

You should know that you are getting older, when Santa Claus is starting to look younger.

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Merry Christmas Wishes
Remember during this beautiful holiday season that loves makes all things possible. Merry Christmas to you and your family.

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Beneath the hustle and bustle of the holiday season there is the true beauty of connecting with loved ones. May this beauty and joy lift you up during Christmas and the New Year!

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May the magic and heavenly gifts of Christmas gladden and fill your hearts with joyful songs, cheerfulness and laughter.

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Christmas is not only about buying new clothes and preparing sweets. Christmas is about spreading the love of Jesus Christ to whomever you meet. May you have a blessed Christmas.

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Each moment in a day has its own value. Morning brings HOPE, Afternoon brings FAITH. Evening brings LOVE, Night brings REST. Hope u will all of them every day. HAPPY CHRISTMAS AND NEW YEAR !

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May the light of Christmas be your sun that you may never walk in obscurity; I offer you this season’s gifts of Joy and unending testimonies. Merry Christmas


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