Gande Non Veg Hindi Jokes

Gande Non Veg Jokes

 

Teacher class mein = “Bachho, jimmedari pe ek sentance banao”




Santa = “Madam ji, agar aapke blause ke 4 mein se 3 batan toot jaaye,

to saari “Jimmedari” sirf ek batan par hogi.

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Banta road se gujar raha tha,

Achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya, Or phir jor se chillaya….

Kamineee…

Potty bhi aise karte hain jaise “Samosa” pada ho….

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Mom = Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen.

Girl = Ladka to theek hai par mota hai.

Mom = TV chahe 14″ ka ho ya 29″ ka remote 6″ ka hi hota hai.

 

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Mother = Do u know the meaning of Mangalsutra?

Daughter = Yes, it is the license to enjoy Kamasutra.

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Sardar ne Taxi bechkar XEROX ki shop khol li..
Dost ne pucha to bataya.

Yaara dil khush ho jata hai jab ladkiyan aakar kehti hain

 

“aage piche dono side karna


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