Software Engineer IT professional husband Wife Jokes

Software Eng & his Wife :

Husband – hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife – would you like to have some
snacks?




Husband – hard disk full.

Wife – have you brought the saree.
Husband – Bad command or file name.
Wife – but I told you about it in
morning
Husband – erroneous syntax, abort,
retry, cancel.

Wife -I forget it where’s
your salary.
Husband – file in use, read only, try
after some time.
Wife – at least give me your credit
card, i can do some shopping.
Husband – sharing violation, access
denied.
Wife – i made a mistake in marrying
you.

Husband – data type mismatch.
Wife – you are useless.
Husband – by default.
Wife – who was there with you in the
car this morning?
Husband – system unstable press ctrl,
alt, del to Reboot.
Wife – what is the relation between
you & your Receptionist?
Husband – the only user with write
permission.

Wife – what is my value in your life?
Husband – unknown virus detected.
Wife – do you love me or your
computer?
Husband – Too many parameters..
Wife – i will go to my dad’s house.
Husband – program performed illegal
operation, it will Close.
Wife – I will leave you forever.
Husband – close all programs and log
out for another User.
Wife – it is worthless talking to you.
Husband – shut down the computer.
Wife – I am going
Husband – Its now safe to turn off
your computer

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