Last week was my birthday.
My wife didn’t wish me.
My parents forgot, so did my kids.
I went to work, and not even did my colleagues wish me.
As I entered my cabin after work in the evening, my secretary rushed to me and said,
“Happy birthday Boss. Can I take you out for dinner?”
I felt so special. After dinner, she invited me to her apartment. We went there, and she said,
“I want to surprise you. Do you mind if I go to the bedroom for a minute?”
I agreed. She came out five minutes later with a cake, my wife, my kids, my friends, and my colleagues… all screaming..
And I was waiting in the sofa, naked.