A Famous Inspirational Speaker Said:
“Best Years of My Life were spent in the Arms of a Woman who wasn’t MY WIFE!”
Audience was in Shock & Silence,
He added: SHE WAS MY MOTHER,
Applause & Laughter!
A Top Manager tried this at Home, after a Drink,
He said loudly to his Wife in Kitchen: Best Years of My Life were spent in the Arms of a Woman who wasn’t my Wife!
Standing for a Moment trying to recall the 2nd Half,
He finally blurted out: I cant remember who she was,
By the time he regained his Senses,He ws on a Hospital Bed recovering from Burns of Boiling Water,
Moral: DON’T COPY IF YOU CAN’T PASTE!