Cool SMS on school life

Cool SMS – Hum kabhi padh na sake
kyuki
PADHAI sirf do wajahse hoti he
1=shok se
2=dar se
..
faltu ke shok hm palte ni
or darte to hm kisi k baap se bhi nahi
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Cool SMS – Ek student tha deewana sa , ek subject pr wo mrta tha
books uthakr lbrary se gujarta tha ,
jb bhi milta tha mujhse pucha krta tha ki paas kaise hote hai ,
aur mai sirf yahi kh pata tha books khuli ho ya ho band
pdna lst nite ko hi hota hai,
kaise khun mai o yara ye pass kaise hote hai!
Tu ru ru ru ru tu ru ru ru!
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Cool SMS – Phone Ke Rishte Bhi Bade Ajeeb Hote Hain,..




Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log Ajeeb Hote Hain,
Khud To Msg Karte Nahi Hain,
Muft Ke Msg Padhne Ke Kitne Shoqin Hoti Hai…
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Cool SMS – movies on school
1. School-Yaadein
2. Principal -Jaani Dushman
3. Classes -Kabhi kabhi
4. Canteen-Kabhi alvida na kehna
5. Course-Godzilla
6. Exams – Kalyu 7. Examination hall-Chamber of secret
8. Exam-time – Qayamat se qayamt tak
9. Question paper – Paheli
10. Answer paper – Kora kagaz
11. Cheating – chupke chupke
12. Paper out – Plan 13. Examiner – The killer
14. Last exam – Independence day
15. Paper correction – Andha kanoon
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Cool SMS – Jo student top kre, wo
‘Student Of The Year’
aur jo student fail ho jaye wo
‘Student Of The Next Year’;.. Think hatke- jiyo datke…
😀
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Cool SMS – Sir – ‘Birbal Kaun Tha?’
Student – ‘Pata Nahi Sir’
Sir – ‘Padhaai Par Dhyaan Do To Na Pata Chale’
Student – ‘Pramod, Vicky, Gaurav Kaun Hai?’
Sir – ‘Mujhe Kya Pata’
Student – ‘Beti Par Dhyaan Do To Na Pata Chale’.
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Cool SMS – In Last 10 Minutes Of
Exam Paper,
.

Every Student Gets
Super Natural Powers..!!
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Cool SMS – Jo mill gya use muqadar samjo,
Khud ko waqt ka sikandr samjo,
kyu drte ho result se
Result aane tak khudko university ka toper samjo.


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