Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying….
When a Person asked what he was doing….
He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!
Mayawati came to Lalu’s House with a Goat…..
Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho….??
Maya : Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai..??
Lalu : Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!!
Wife : Do you want dinner?
Husband : Sure, what are my choices?
Wife : Yes and no.
Man : How old is your father?
Boy : As old as me.
Man : How can that be?
Boy : He became a father only when I was born
Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”
Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field
Teacher : How?
Student : Ladies first.
Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?
Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.
Customer : I bet you, it won’t.
Post Master : Why not?
Customer : It’s addressed to Mumbai.
1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions
Man before Marriage I like Airtel….”Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”
After Marriage He’s Like Hutch… ” Where R U Go Our Network Follows.”
They say that when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is
love; after marriage it is self-defense