9 all time best Funny Jokes

Sardar : Sitting on The Top of the Mountain and Studying…. 

When a Person asked what he was doing…. 




He replied… Oye!! Higher Studies Yaar…!!!

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Mayawati came to Lalu’s House with a Goat…..

Lalu : Bhaiswa ko kyun Layi ho….??

Maya : Dikhta nahi, Goatwa hai..??

Lalu : Hum Goatwa se hi Puch raha Hun..!!

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Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband : Sure, what are my choices?

Wife : Yes and no.

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Man : How old is your father?

Boy : As old as me.

Man : How can that be?

Boy : He became a father only when I was born

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Teacher : Correct the sentence, “A bull and a cow is grazing in the field”

Student : A cow and a bull is grazing in the field

Teacher : How?

Student : Ladies first.

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Customer: If I post this letter tonight, will it get to Delhi in two days time?

Post Master : Yes sir, it definitely will.

Customer : I bet you, it won’t.

Post Master : Why not?

Customer : It’s addressed to Mumbai.
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1st thief : Oh ! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!

2nd thief : But this is the 13th floor.

1st thief : Hurry! this is no time for superstitions

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Man before Marriage I like Airtel….”Aisi Azaadi Aur Kahaan”

After Marriage He’s Like Hutch… ” Where R U Go Our Network Follows.”

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They say that when a man holds a woman’s hand before marriage, it is

love; after marriage it is self-defense


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