Pappu Rock Nirmal Baba Shock

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Pappu:- baba mujhe rasta dikhao,
meri shadi nhi ho rhi hai, mai
chintit hu
nirmal baba:- beta aap kya krte ho
Pappu- shadi hone ke liye kon sa
kam uchit rahega..??
Baba- tum mithai ki dukan khol lo
Pappu- baba , wo kholi hui hai, mere father
ki mithai ki hi dukan hai
Baba: Shanivar k din subah 9 baje khola kro
Pappu- shani mandir k paas hi
meri dukan , 9 baje hi kholta hu
Baba- kale rang k kutte ko mithai
khilaya kro
Pappu- mere ghar me kala kutta
hi hai , subah shyam mithai
khilata hu
Baba- somvar ko shiv mandir jaya
kro
Pappu- me keval somvar hi nhi
har din shiv mandir jata hu
Baba- kitne bhai bahan ho
Pappu- baba aap k hisab se shadi k liye kitne
bhai bahan hone
chhaiye
Baba- do bhai ek bahan
Pappu- mere sach me do bhai ek
bahen hi hai
Baba- daan diya karo
Pappu- baba mene anath ashram
khol rakha hai, roz daan karta hu
Baba : badrinath kitni baar gye ho
Pappu- baba aap ke hisab se shadi
ke liye kitni baar badrinath jana
chahiye….??
Baba : kam se kam 2 bar
Pappu : me bhi 2 baar hi gya hu
Baba- nile rang ki shirt pehna kro
Pappu- baba mere pas nile rang ki
hi shirt hi, kal dhone k liye utari thi, aaj
subah fir pehan luga
pappu:- Baba ek sawal puchu
Baba- ha jarur
Pappu- kya mere mathe pe aap ko
chutiya likha hua dikh raha hai….??
Baba- nahi to
Pappu- to fir kyo itne sare logo ko
baithe bithaye chutiya banate
ho Baba ek baat aur bolu
.
Baba- ha bolo
Pappu:- mai pehle se shadi shuda hu
aur 2 baccho ka baap bhi….. Idhar se gujar
raha tha, socha thoda time pass kar lu ..
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Pappu Rocked…BABA Shocked… :)


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