Alia : What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’.
Alia : Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars
that I know start with petrol.
Alia left bollywood and joined new job. 1st day she worked
till late evening on the computer. Her Boss was very
happy and asked what you did till evening.
Alia : Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it in order.
Museum Administrator: That’s a 500-year-old statue u’ve
Alia : Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.
At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I
have lost my hand, oh!
Alia : Control yourself. Don’t cry. See that man. He has
lost his head. Is he crying?
Alia : U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Alia : Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this
is ‘All India Radio! ‘
NOW THE LAST ONE ULTIMATE:
Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Alia : An old king’s skeleton.
Tourist: Who’s that smaller skeleton next to it?
Alia : King’s Childhood Skeleton