Top 10 husband and wife funny messages

Height of JOB satisfaction
A boy was appointed as a Receptionist in a Girls hostel.
After 2 months the owner called the boy and said,
Why haven’t you come to collect your salary?

Boy: Oh my god!
SALARY bhi hai!!!



Prabhu
Yeh kya Moh-Maya hai?

Apna Baccha roye, toh dil me dard hota hai.
Aur doosre ka roye, toh sir me!

Apni Biwi roye, toh sir me dard hota hai.
Aur doosre ki roye, toh dil me! 

Sab prabhu ki maya hai






A Man praying in
Kumbh Mela…

Hey Prabhu, nyay karo…
…Hey Prabhu, nyay karo…

…Hamesha bhai-bhai bichhadte hai kumbh main…
Kabhi pati-Patni per bhi try karo.



Wife : jaanu, kaash aap msg hote,
main aapko save karti, jab chahe padhti.

husband : kanjoos hee rahiyo,
Save hi karke rakhiyo, apni kisi saheli ko forward na kariyo !!!

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Husband : Kaash main Ganpati hota. Tum roz meri pooja karti, mujhe laddu khilati, bada mazaa aata.
Wife : Haan, kaash tum Ganpati hote. roz tumko laddu khilati, har saal visarjan karti, naye Ganpati aate, bada maza aata


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