Best hindi funny SMS

Inspector: Jail me kese aye?
Santa: Media ki ladki aai thi, usk tsirt me “Press” likha tha!
Inspector: Phir??
Santa: Maine bhi vhi kiya jo likha tha
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Raat ko 2 baje santa ko phone ata hai : yaha par Fatima Mehfooz reheti hai kya?
Santa: Kutte itne raat ko agar Fatima mere sath hoti to Mehfooz reheti kya!!
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Rose is red, Sky is blue
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Rose is red, Sky is blue
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Rose is red, sky is blue
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Tu Kitna bhi niche jaa phir bhi
Rose is red,sky is blue. hi raheg….
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She: Shopping karado please
Me: hey baby! That’s wrong shaadi se pehle khuch bhi nahi… Me sidha ladka hun…
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Definition of Student:
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“Innocent Human Being
Who Can Answer Any
Question In Just Two
Words.
Pata Nahi..!!!!





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