Today’s jokes for Whatsapp and Facebook

Funny Kids 

In the marriage party…

1 ladke ko jorse susu lagi thi,
boy- mummy muje susu lagi hai.
.
.
.
mom- yaha par sabke samne aesa nahi
bolte.
..
aesa bolo ki muje song gana hai…!!
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boy- ok.
phir ratko 12 baje…
(boy to dad)
boy- papa muje song gana hai..!!
dad- beta..!!, itni ratko kaha song
gayega..
.
Achha chal mere kan me gale..!! Lol

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Chudel aur uski bahan

Biwi Apne sharabi pati ko sudharne k liye 
kale kapde pehan kar ghar k bahar khadi ho gai


Pati: tum kaun ho?

Patni: Chudel

Pati: Hath mila , mein teri behan ka pati..   

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Maa – Bete ka zagada

MAA-Beta Apple Khaoge, 

BETA-Nahi


MAA-Beta Mengo Khaoge,

BETA-Nahi

MAA-Beta Orange Khaoge,

BETA-Nahi

MAA-Bilkul Baap Par Gaya Hai, Chappal Hi Khayega.


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Newton’s 5th Law

#Exam_Law . . .
“It states that Performance of #Boys in the exam decreases when the no.of #Girls in the #Exam_hall increases !! “


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