Wife: “Great being married to you for 13 years.”
Wife: “Yep, decided to count only the years you were home.”
Aaj kal ka Pyar 1000 ke note jaisahota hai.............hamesha Dar laga rehta hai ki kahinnakli na nikle..——————————————
Teacher :- Desh me sabse imaandar police wale kaha paye jate hai ? Student :- Savdhan india aur crime patrol me.