Funny one liner English Jokes

Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, people yell “Taxi!”
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Recent study shows that masturbating twice weekly increases life expectancy by 20%.


I’ve done the maths. I am immortal.
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A wife is like a hand grenade.

Remove the ring, and your house is gone.





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