Christmas Latest funny short Jokes

A kid wrote to Santa Claus: Send me a brother! Santa wrote back: Send me ur mother

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Christmas: The time when everyone getsSanta mental 




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Santa knows when u r sleepin,he knows when ur awake.He knows if uve been bad or good… so stop posting updates on Facebook as he obviously has an account!

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Jingle Bells… Myspace smells, Twitter go away. Tumblr yuck, Bebo sucks, Facebook all the way! HEY!


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Why is Santa Claus always so jolly?
Bcoz he knows where the naughty girls live!


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Santa is as bad as any other man. He comes uninvited, eats your food,leaves before you get up,and thinks givin presents will make up for not being around!

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The 3 stages of ur life @ xmas:
1) U believe in Santa
2) U dont believe in Santa
3) U are Santa


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Last year I asked Santa for the sexiest person ever for Christmas…I woke up in a box.


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