Top funny Hindi Jokes

Teacher: hamesha kaho ki mujhe sab

pata hai…
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Pappu at home : Papa mujhe sab pata
hai .
Papa : beta ye 50 ruppee le aur chup
rehna. Aunty to bas milne aati hain.
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Pappu : Mummy mujhe sab pata hai
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Mummy : beta ye 100 ruppee le aur
chup rehna. Raamu kaka to room saaf
karte hain bas.
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Pappu (nokar se): Raamu kaka mujhe
sab pata hai .
Ramu kaka : sab jaan ne ke baad bhi
apne baap ke gale nahin lagega
pagley..  
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Beti- Maa gaon mein
bollywood wale ayein hain.
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Maa- Andar aaja inki niyat
badi kharab hoti hai.
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Beti- Maa Imran hashmi bhi
aaya hai.


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Maa- tab toh bakri
ko bhi andar le le  
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Ladki Ne Ghar Se bhaag K Shadi Ki..
5 din baad
Wo Rote Hue Lauti..
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Dad:”Ab Kyun aayi Ho ??
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Ladki:”Papa Wo BMW ka driver Nikla, 
Iphone bhi China Wala Tha.  
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 New style dhamki by Biwi

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Tum jitna time Facebook / Whatsapp ko doge,
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main utna time jabong, flipkart, Amazon ko
dungi…

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Boy 2 doctor:-

Meri girlfriend pregnant hai. .
Par maine to protection li thi…

Doctor:-
Ek kahani suno
Ek shikari ek Gun ki jagah ek
umbrella le Gaya…
achanak Lion samne aaya toh usne
umbrella ka
handle khicha aur fire kiya…
Lion wahi mar Gaya…

Boy:-
Impossible…kisi aur ne goli mari
hogi…

Doctor :-
Ecaxtly …!


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