External : There are 50 bricks on an airplane.
If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?
Student : That’s easy, 49.
External : What are the 3 steps to put
an elephant into a fridge?
Student : Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in. Close the fridge.
External : What are the four steps to
put a deer into the fridge?
Student : Open the fridge. Take the
Put the deer in. Close the fridge.
External : It’s lion’s birthday, all
animals are there except one, why?
Student : Because the deer is in the
External : How does an old woman cross
a swamp filled with crocodiles?
Student : She just crosses it because
the crocodiles are at the lion’s
External : Last question.
In the end the old lady still died. Why?
Student : Er….I guess she drowned?
External : No! She was hit by the brick
fallen from the airplane.
U may leave now..
(Student shocked , Teacher Rocked!! :P)