An engineer went to police station for
filing report for his missing wife.
Engineer : I lost my wife ,she went for shopping
and still not reached home yet.
Inspector : What is her height?
Engineer : I never noticed.
Inspector: Slim or healthy?
Engineer : Not slim can be healthy.
Inspector : Colour of her eyes?
Engineer : Never noticed.
Inspector : Colour of hair.
Engineer : Changes according to
Inspector : What was she wearing?
Engineer : Saree/Churidar/Salwar/Kurta I don’t
Inspector : Was she going in a car?
Engineer : Yes.
Inspector : Tell me the number ,name and color
of the car.
Engineer : Black Audi A8 with Supercharged 3.0
liter V6 engine generating 333 horse power
teamed with an eight-
speed tiptronic automatic
transmission with manual mode.
And it has full LED
headlights, which use light
emitting diodes for all light
functions and has a very thin scratch on the
front left door….
then the engineer started crying…..
Inspector: Don’t worry sir, hum gaadi dhoond