Newly married Husband:

Newly married Husband:
I had 10 affairs before marriage!!
Smart Wife: Mujhe pata tha ki jab kundli mein 36 ke 36 gun mile hain, toh aadate bhi zarur milengi…!
Wife Rocks !!! Husband Shocks !!!

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SIR:- Whats difference between Coffee Shop & Wine Shop?
STUDENT:-
Very Simple sir,
Love Starts in
Coffee Shop,
Love Ends in Wine Shop..




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Shaadi ke 5 years baad, on Valentine’s day, husband brought white roses for wife.

Patni: Yeh kya White Roses kyon? Valentine Day par toh Red Roses dete hai na?

Pati: Ab Zindagi me, Pyaar se jyada Shaanti ki Jarurat hai.

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Fun Time………..
1 husband-apne marriage certificate ko 1ghante se dekh rah tha
Wife-tum 1ghante se kya dekh rahe ho?
Hubby:expiry date dhoond raha hu. Saalo ne likhi nahi…


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