WONDERFUL DEFINITIONS :
A place where Parents pay and children play
LIFE INSURANCE :
A contract that keeps you poor all your life so that you can die Rich.
A person who wakes u up to give you sleeping pills.
It’s an agreement in which a man loses his bachelor degree and a woman
gains her masters..
The hydraulic force by which masculine willpower is defeated by feminine
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.
A banker provided by nature
A person no different from the rest
….except that he/she got caught
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early !!!!
One who shakes your hand before elections and your Confidence thereafter
A person who holds your ills by pills, and kills you by bills.