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Teacher: What comes after 69?

Me: Mouthwash

*Flying duster received*


Me: Siri tell me a joke

Siri: *turns on front facing camera*


“What’s your favorite position in bed?”

Me: Near the wall so I can use my phone while it’s charging


If your cup is only half full, you probably need a different bra


8 Funniest things / Fact about Gujarati

I am amused by the fact that most Gujarati women are obsessed with the food they cook


Still can’t get over the fact Charli XCX is half Gujarati lol


I love Gujratis because

Only two type of discussion happen in a typical Gujrati household:

How to loose weight and What to eat next 😀😀😀


At any given point of time, a Gujarati is eating dhokla in some part of this world.

#fact


In fact, if you think about it, “kem cho” (“how are you” in Gujarati) is much more powerful than Cambridge.


People who talk even after saying a bye twice are Gujarati’s 😜


Gujarati Fact: If after Navratri (Nine Day Dance Celebration) celebration you remain single then you really playing “Garba” 😆



These gujju kids studying in English medium have their own gujarati language….

Sounds adorable,though.

Live Meme – England vs Belgium

*** Help me***

I suffer from the confusion!

Belgium has two languages; French and Dutch.

In which language do the players of their team speak to each other?

#BELENG


I refuse to let anyone tell me England did well in the World Cup. We played Tunisia, Panama, Sweden, lost to Belgium, scrapped through against Colombia and currently losing to Belgium again. We’re shit. #BELENG #ENG⁠ ⁠


Heard this #BELENG match is as useless as a male nipple 🤣🤣


4th Place is coming home!

4th Place is coming home!

4th Place is coming home!

4th Place is coming home!

4th Place is coming home!

4th Place is coming home!

4th Place is coming home!

4th Place is coming home!

4th Place is coming home!

😂😂😂


My coffee is stronger than England’s defense🤷🏻‍♀️ #BELENG


England Defense

England Defense be like


Bye bye Kane

Bye bye Kane


Its 4th Place coming home

Its 4th Place coming home England meme

France vs Croatia Meme

Fifa World Cup Final Meme


putin had all fun 🤣

putin had all fun 🤣


France president macron unique photo

France president macron unique photo


We wish every country get President like her – Croatia

We wish every country get President like her - Croatia


Putin looks trophy like

Putin looks trophy like


Croatia is playing with passion. France is playing with luck. #worldcupfinal⁠ ⁠ #FRACRO


3 goal by Croatia 😂😂


Its Pepsi vs Croatia 😂😂

Its Pepsi vs Croatia 😂😂 Word-cup final meme


Croatia was briefly part of France. Napoleon conquered it and turned it into a province of France between 1809 and 1814.

Ominous.


Ronaldo Messi Neymar spotted in stadium

Ronaldo Messi Neymar spotted in stadium


Today’s attraction at World cup final

Today's attraction at World cup final


The three best Croatian players are

Itsovic

Comingovic

Homeovic

#ENGCRO


Everyone supporting Croatia

France vs Croatia Meme, Everyone supporting Croatia


Fifa World cup is over Boys vs Girls

Fifa World cup is over Boys vs Girls


Ronaldo Messi watching final

Ronaldo Messi watching final

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8 Funny Indian Idol Jokes (about too much crying)

Neha Kakkar and Anu Malik crying meme

Me : Mujhe koi dukh nahi hai

Neha Kakkar : 😭 bechare ke pass dukh bhi nahi hai


Bhai emergency mei Mumbai ki Ticket chahiye. Kya karun ?

Friend :- Indian Idol ja aur ek Achha wala Randi Rona kar. Ticket mil jayegi.

IRCTC Tatkal booking is overrated bro.


A singer went for Indian Idol audition.

Anu malik: aag laga dega tu aag aag aag

Singer: Singer hu dragon nahi hu bc


Contestant : ek baar maggi me galti se zyada paani dal gaya tha

Neha Kakkar :

8 Funny Indian Idol Jokes (about too much crying) neha kakkar


garib contestant in Indian Idol

8 Funny Indian Idol Jokes (about too much crying)

हिन्दी जोक्स

BF – कहा हो जानू ? 😍😘

GF – पीरियड चल रहा है ..

BF -लेकिन डेट तो 15 दिन बाद की है इतनी जल्दी कैसे ? 🤔😒

GF – कॉलेज में हूँ हवसी 😡😁


मोदी जोक्स – निरवभाई 🤣

“सुबह बैंक में एकाउंट खुलवाने गया बोले

दो प्रतिष्ठित लोगो का रेफरेन्स दो

मैंने कहा–विजय माल्या नीरव मोदी

चार लोग घसीट के बाहर तक छोड़ने आए।”


बैडमिंटन जोक्स

“कोच – मैं बैडमिंटन के बारे में सब कुछ जानता हूँ।

बालक – सब कुछ ?

कोच आत्मविश्वास के साथ- हाँ।

बालक – नेट में कितने छेद होते हैं ?

कोच अभी भी उस अद्भुत बालक के चरणों में पड़ा हुआ है।” 😂


अरविंद केजरीवाल जोक्स

“कल रात टीवी पर न्यूज़ देख रहा था कि तभी पत्नी ने आकर पूछा क्यो.

जी कल आप का क्या प्रोग्राम है,

मैने कह दिया मुझे क्या पता,

अरविन्द केजरीवाल से पूछो पत्नी ने माथा पीट लिया,

और तब से वह मुझे आप की बजाय तुम कहने लगी है.”

How to check relationship status of boyfriend?

Dear girls👭,

Before going into a relationship👫 with any guy👦in this century.

Take his picture📸 and post it on Facebook📱, Twitter and Instagram with the captain “whose boyfriend💑 is this?”

If nobody👩 claims him in a week📅 then you’re free to date 💏him.