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Anup Jalota Jasleen Memes: Bigg Boss

Anup Jalota, a harmonium player entered Bigg Boss house with his 37 years younger girlfriend. And people can’t stop trolling him.

 

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3 शादी कर चुके #अनूप_जलोटा अपने से 37 साल छोटी गर्लफ्रेंड के साथ #Bigboss के घर मे रहेंगे और
आप पूछ रहे है अच्छे दिन कहां है 😂😂

अबे गधों अगर तुम में Talent नही तो PM क्या करेंंगे

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Bade Chote Jokes 2018

Bade: abe, saale tu kuchh karta nahi, dekh deewarein kitni gandi ho gayi, Ja paint lekar aa, paint karna hai deewaro par
Chhote: ohh, paint karna hai
Bade: haan, paint karna hai, jaa lekar aa
(Chhote push ups karne lagta hai)
Bade: abe tu yeh push ups kyun kar raha hai
Chhote: mehnat kar raha hoon
Bade: abe to mehnat kyun kar raha hai
Chhote: abe mehnat hi to rang (paint) laayegi na… hahaha 😀
Bade: Bakwas band kar.. 😡

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Bade kuchh apni family mein kaun bada kaun chhota hai uske baare me badbad kar raha tha
Chhote: Yeh kya kar raha hai…
Bade: Dikhta nahi… apni family tree bana raha hoon
Chhote: wahh, bada achcha kaam kar raha hai… humne kabhi apni families discuss hi nahi ki na…
Bade: Mujhe nahi sunna teri family ke baare me, wo to yeh mera school assignment hai isliye bana raha
hoon
Chhote: ohh… achchta tu teri family me sabse chhota hai?
Bade: Nahi, mera ek chhota bhai hai…
Chhote: Ohh, achcha… tuje pata hai, meri family mein mere Dad sabse chhote hain…
Bade: Ab tu pagal hai kya
Chhote: arey main sahi keh raha hoon, wo mujhse bhi chhote hain.
Bade: ho hi nahi sakta, achcha bata
Chhote: Abe wo abhi bhi Mummy ke sath sote hain 😀
:-p

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Chhote: Ek baat bolun?
Bade: Bol, bina bataye tujhse raha nahi jayega
Chhote: Ek admi paper padh raha tha… aur pata hai paper udd gaya
Bade: Haan to isme kaunsi badi baat hai
Chhote: Arey paper apne aap udd gaya
Bade: Abe hawa chali hogi to paper udd gaya hoga
Chhote: Nahin re, Paper plain (plane) tha, isliye udd gaya… hahaha
Bade: Bakwas Band Kar!
😉 😀

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Bade: Yeh tere hath mein kya hai ?
Chhote: Cheque hai cheque, poore 15 rupaiye 75 paise ka
Bade: Kya baat hai, itna kamane lag gaya tu…. isme ek water bottle to aa hi jayegi
Chhote: Haan haan, atleast kamane to laga, chal hatt ab, mujhe school jaane de
Bade: Tu check leke school jaa raha hai! kya karega school ke jaake ise…
Chhote: Haan, school me ise padhana likhana hai..
Bade: Pehli baat to yeh bata ki check ko padhayega kaise, aur isko padha likhake kya karega?
Chhote: Arey ise padhaunga likhaunga nahi to yeh check Bank mein PASS kaise hoga… hahhaha
Bade: Bakwaas band kar…

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Bade: kya hua, bada pareshan lag raha hai
Chhote: haan, yaar thodi tabiyat kharab hai
Bade: kya ho gaya? doctor ko dikhaya?
Chhote: arey yaar dil mein dard hai… nahi dikhaya, Dr. Mehta ko dikhane hi ja raha hoon
Bade: Dr. Mehta ko! arey wo to dimag ka doctor hai?
Chhote: Haan, yaar Doctor mehta ko hi…wahi sahi karega na
Bade: Tu pagal ho gaya hai kya? heart ki beemari ke liye heart ke doctor ko dikha, pagalpan ke ilaaj
karne wale doctor ko kyun dikha raha hai?
Chhote: Arey wahi to dil ka ilaaj karega na…
Bade: Abe, Wo kaise?
Chhote: Tune nahi suna… Dil To Pagal Hai!!! ….hahahah
Bade: Bakwas band kar!!

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Chhote: Kya be, kab se upar dekh raha hai
Bade: Birds ko dekh raha hoon, unki life kitni mast hai na…
Chhote: wo kaise?
Bade: arey wo udd sakte hain na… kitni mast life hai
Chhote: to isme kya hua, aadmi bhi udd sakte hain
Bade: abe chal, aadmi kaise udd sakte hain
Chhote: udte hain.. tujhe uddna hai ?
Bade: wo kaise?
Chhote: Road pe khada ho ja, abhi truck ayega aur tujhe udaa dega… hahaha !
Bade: Bakwas band kar!!!

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