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Funny School Jokes 2018

अंग्रेजी बोलने का भूत जब दिमाग पर
चढ़ता है तो कुछ इस प्रकार का माहौल बन जाता है..
टीचर – कल तुम कोचिंग नहीं आये कहाँ थे.?
स्टुडेंट – वो कल हमारे यहां मंदिर में
ब्युटीफुल ट्रेजडी था ना, इसलिए नहीं आ पाया।
टीचर – ब्युटीफुल ट्रेजडी से मतलब ?
स्टुडेंट – मतलब सुन्दर काण्ड था।
टीचर अभी भी सदमें में है…

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आजकल के बच्चे क्या समझेंगे
हमने किन मुश्किल परिस्थितियों में पढ़ाई की है,
कभी कभी तो मास्टर जी हमें
मूड फ्रेश करने के लिये ही कूट दिया करते थे!!

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शुभ दिवाली Hindi Wishes 2018

लक्ष्मी आयेगी इतनी कि सब जगह नाम होगा,
दिन रात व्यापार बढ़े इतना अधिक काम होगा,
घर परिवार समाज में बनोगे सरताज़,
यही कामना है हमारी आपके लिये,
दिवाली की ढेरों शुभकामनायें।

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दीप जलते जगमगाते रहें,
हम आपको आप हमें याद आते रहें,
जब तक जिंदगी है दुआ है हमारी,
आप चांद की तरह जगमगाते रहें … शुभ दिवाली (more…)

Diwali Hindi Messages 2018

Har Dam Khushiya Ho Sath,
Kabhi Daman Na Ho Khali
Hum Sab Ke Taraf Se,
Wish You Happy Diwali.

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Deepak ki roshni se roshan ho sara jag sansar
Liye saath Sita aur laxman ko Ram ji hain aaye
Har shehar yu lage mano ayodhya ho,
Aao har dwar, har gali, har mod pe hum deep jalaye
Diwali ki Subhkamnayein! (more…)

Diwali Short Whatsapp Messages 2018

  • Diwali is a magical time to celebrate with loved ones. May you get to create special memories with the ones you love, this Diwali. Best wishes!
  • May the mirth and merriment of the magical festival of lights give you endless moments of joy and love. Happy Diwali
  • May the merriment of this wonderful festival of Diwali fill your life with infinite joy. Happy Diwali to you and the ones who matter to you!
  • May the joy and merriment of this amazing festival surround you with all things happy and positive. Happy Diwali my dear!
  • May the beautiful gleaming lamps of Diwali brighten you life making it a better place to live. Happy Diwali
  • May the gleaming diyas of Diwali bless you and your loved ones with positivism. Happy Diwali
  • As you perform the Puja rituals of Diwali, I silently pray to Lord Ganesha to shower happiness and prosperity upon you. Happy Diwali!
  • As you pray to Lord Kuber on the auspicious eve of Diwali, I pray to him to shower wealth on you and make you feel the luckiest. Happy Diwali
  • May Goddess Lakshmi enter your house this Diwali evening and fill it with wealth, good luck and prosperity. Happy Diwali
  • Diwali is the best time to create special memories with your family and loved ones. May you create the best of the best memories this Diwali. Happy Diwali
  • May this Diwali bring endless moments of joy and love to your life. Happy Diwali
  • May the festivities of Diwali over-whelm your heart with joy and happiness. Happy Diwali
  • I hope this Diwali brings lots of luck to you life and fulfill all your dreams and desires. Happy Diwali
  • May the luck and love be with you on this auspicious occasion of Diwali. Wishing you a great Diwali

Also Read: Shaandar Diwali message

Diwali Wishes 2018

1.Cherish the good times and the timeless memories made with friends this Diwali. Have a lovely festive time.
Happy Diwali!

2.May the festival of joy become more beautiful for you and family. All your new ventures get success and progress.
Happy Diwali!

3.Hoping this Diwali turns out to be an extra special one for you and your dear ones and may success be always with you.

4.May you make beautiful moments this Diwali which will be treasured by you and family forever. Have a blessed Diwali!!

5.May this Diwali not only your house light up but also your spirit, dreams, and hope. May Lord bless you with health and happiness and all your ventures fulfilled. Wishing you and family a very Happy Diwali!

6.Wishing you and your family a bombastic Diwali!!! Have loads of fun and loads of masti!! Happy Diwali!!

7.Rejoice on this blessed occasion by spreading joy with your friends and loved ones. Happy Diwali 2018

8.Om Bhoor Bhuwah Swaha
Tat Savitur Varenyam
Bhargo Devasaya Dheemahi
Dhiyo Yo Naha Prachodayat
Wish you a joyful and prosperous Diwali.

9.On this auspicious occasion,
May joy, prosperity, and happiness
Illuminate your life and your home.
Wishing you a Happy Diwali

10.I’m maachis and you’re pataka, Together we are and it will be double dhamaka!!!

11.On the auspicious occasion of Diwali, I pray that God fulfills all your dreams. May you get lots of gifts, sweets and good wishes this Diwali.

12.Today I feel gifted and blessed that my Diwali is full of affection, love, and happiness. May God always bless us.

13.Maa Laxmi will come to your house and will shower her blessings upon you. Remember to keep your doors open and decorate them with lots of lights and flowers.