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Latest Funny Jokes On Police In Hindi 2017

Best Funny Jokes On Police Latest Of 2017

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मना नहीं कर सकती पुलिस किसी को पीने से ग़ालिब,
क्योंकि पंजाब पुलिस वाले के कंधे पर लिखा है – पी पी (PP)
Haryana Police (HP)-

होर पी
Delhi Police (DP) –

Daily पी
Rajasthan Police (RP) –

Ŕòz पी
:D😂


Police चोर से – तूम चोरी क्यों करते हो ???

चोर – आपके लिये…
आपके बच्चों के लिये….
आपके परिवार के लिये….

Police : क्या मतलब ???

चोर – हम चोरी न करें तो
जन्ता को और
सरकार को
आपकी जरूरत ही क्या है…


मुझे फोन पर धमकियाँ दे रहे है…

Police : कौन धमकियाँ दे रहे है…?
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ये कस्टमर केयर वाले…
बोलते है कि यदि बिल नहीं जमा करवाया तो…
काट देंगे….


पुलिस वाला अपने बेटे से (गुस्से में) –
“इतने कम नंबर क्यों आये…
आज से तेरा, टी.वी. देखना, खेलना सब बंध…”
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बेटा – “पापा ये लो 100 रू.
और बात को यहीं पे खतम करो…”


पुलिस दरवाजा खटखटाते हैं..

संता : कौन दरवाजा खटखटा रहा हैं?

पुलिस : हम पुलिस हैं, दरवाजा खोलो!

संता – क्यूँ खोलू ?

पुलिस – कुछ बात करनी हैं |

संता : तुम लोग कितने हो !

पुलिस : हम ३ हैं |

संता : तो सालों आपस में बात कर लो, मेरे पास टाइम नहीं है ।


ट्रेन को पुलिस ने घेर रखा था
आज बिना टिकट यात्रियों की
चैकिंग चल रही थी…
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इतने मेँ एक पप्पू जी गाडी से
कूदे और भाग निकले
कई पुलिसवाले उनको पकडने भागे
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कई बिना टिकट वाले भी
भाग निकले क्योंकि पुलिस का
ध्यान पप्पू जी पर था
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पप्पू को पकड कर लाया गया
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मजिस्ट्रेट- टिकट दिखाओ
पप्पू जी ने टिकट दिखाया
मजिस्ट्रेट- जब टिकट था तो
भागे क्यों?
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पप्पू-हजारो सवाल से
अच्छी है मेरी दौड
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कई बेटिकट लोगों की
आबरु बच गई !!  


पुलिस दरवाजा खटखटाती हैं…
संता : कौन दरवाजा खटखटा रहा हैं ?
पुलिस : हम पुलिस हैं, दरवाजा खोलो !
संता : क्यूँ खोलू ?
पुलिस : कुछ बात करनी हैं |
संता : तुम लोग कितने हो |
पुलिस : हम 3 हैं |
संता : तो गधो आपस में बात कर लो, मेरे
पास टाइम नहीं है…


आज एक पुलिस वाले ने रोक लिया,
क्योंकि मैंने हेलमेट नहीं पहना था।
पुलिसवाले ने गाड़ी से चाबी निकाली
और बोला:- ‘आ जाओ मेरे पीछे-पीछे।’

हम तो हम हैं, फिर क्या?
हमने जेब से दूसरी चाबी निकाली,
गाड़ी स्टार्ट कर के पुलिस वाले से कहा,
‘अब तुम आ जाओ मेरे पीछे पीछे- पीछे।’

Top 12 Funny One Liners For Money Obsessed People

Best Funny Tweets For People Who Are Obsessed With Getting Rich Fast

Funny one liners
1)wake me up when im rich…


2)just another day of not being rich and famous


3)Me: Treat yo self

My Bank Account: DO NOT TREAT YO SELF


4)im so fucking tired of not being a multimillionaire


5)really in the mood for receiving $50,000,000


6)i wish laying in bed all day made me rich


7)i need more sleep and more money


8)I need a reasonable job. Something like $3,000 an hour. Nothing too wild.


9)why cant i cry money instead of tears


10)i want money not a job


11)my bank account says I need a job but my mental health says i need to sleep all day and never leave my bed


12)my favorite color is money

Best Chocolate Day Quotes,Wishes, Greetings, Messages Latest 2017

Best Chocolate Day Quotes,Wishes, Greetings, Messages Latest 2017

Chocolate day wishes
Lovely chocolate and Lovely you,
N Lovely are the things U do,
But the loveliest is d friendship of the 2,
One is Me & Other is you!
“Happy Chocolate Day”


Today Day Is The Chocolate Day
Dairymilk For Love
Kitkat For Special
Bounty For Cool
Mars For Best Friend .
Sonat 4 Cute Hug
Galaxy 4 Sweet Kiss
What Will You Give Me?


My dear valentine,

You are so sweet like a chocolate,

You are so soft and silky like a chocolate,

You are as natural and pretty as I can keep you in my heart always.

Happy chocolate day………


Each Chocolate Is Like A Portion Of Life,
Some Are Crunchy, Some Are Nutty,
Some Are Soft, But All Are Delicious.


There’s Nothing Better Than A Good Friend, Except A Good Friend With Chocolate.
Happy Chocolate Day 2016!!!


My sweet heart,

Dairy milk makes a chocolate,

Elaichi enhances its flavour,

Valentine day celebration,

Enhance closeness between two people,

And it’s you my dear, who fragrances my life.

Happy chocolate day…..


All I Really Need Is Love,
But A Little Chocolate Now And Then Doesn’t Hurt!


Lovely chocolate n Lovely u, And Lovely are the things you do, but the loveliest is the friendship of the two, one is me and other is u! Happy Chocolate Day.


 May you be dependably the most sweet and loved companion of mine!Wish you a cheerful chocolate day! You are a chocolate and in this manner you are sweetest.


 I am wishing you a very happy chocolate day my sweet heart, as chocolates are necessary for healthy body, And true and devoted love is necessary of happy life.


 Let’s face it, a nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people, it does for me. Happy Chocolate Day. 


Love Is Like A Chewing Gum,It Tastes Only In The Beginning!But Friendship Is Like Chocolate,It Tastes Till It Ends!


I remember the day you saw me,
I remember the day you smiled at me,
I remember the day you love me,
And I also remember to wish you,
A very happy chocolate day…….. 


I Searched Many Shops To Buy the Best Chocolate for you. But I Didn’t Find Any Chocolate Sweeter Than you and your Smile. 

Best Fall In Love And Flirtation Quotes of 2017

Best Fall In Love And Flirtation Quotes Latest Of 2017

I love you not only for who you are, but for who am I when I am with you.

Love and flirt post
Every night before I go to sleep I think about you, is and how much I love you.

Love messages

When a girl tells you about her problems, it does not mean that she complained. It means she trusts you

Make love Memes

Love and life has a new meaning when all I have is you.

Latest Flirtation Memes

Making you mine was the best thing I ever did.

Flirt love quotes

Fall in love with soles, not faces.

Best Love quotes

Latest Girly Whatsapp status For Girls In English 2017

best Whatsapp Status For Girls In English Latest 2017

WhatsApp status for girls
I would love to be the love of the most loving guy


I’m Not Perfect But I’m Loyal


n’t marry a rich man. Marry a good man. He will spend his life trying to keep you happy. No rich man can buy that.


Be a lady with class.. a girl with nature and a bitch with attitude…


A girl should be like a Butterfly…. Pretty to see and hard to catch….


When I joke they take it seriously . When I am serious they take it as a joke…..


Girls work on their looks, not their minds, because they know boys are stupid.. but not blind.


On average, women say 7,000 words per day while men manage just over 2,000 words.


I m beautifully broken ..perfectly imperfect… beautiful in my flaws… altogether I m a beautiful disaster 


A beautiful face will age and a perfect body will change ,but a beautiful soul will always be beautiful..


Be pretty… Get educated… Dress well… Make Money B)


I consider myself a crayon.. I may not be your favourite colour; but one day you’ll need me to complete your picture.


A girl adding you to her WhatsApp is a modern sign of trust. 


Be what you wanna be.. be the girl you suppose to be.. and forget the world..