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As Amitabh Bachhan is Brand Ambassador of Gujarat he was with Narendra modi 👴to welcome 🙏🏻Japanese PM🤵 on Ahmedabad Airport.. 🛩

Modi is introducing of Big B to Mr. Shinjo and asked do you know him???

Mr. Shinjo: Yes I know him, he is Hira thakur 👳🏼of suryavansham

😂😂😂😜😜😜


Bullet Train launch se Ahmedabad mei khushi ki leher…

New Future Weekend Schedule By Amdavadi’s..

Finish office at 5

Bullet Train to Mumbai 5.30

Reach Mumbai 7.30

Drink 🥃🍺🥃 till 9

Bullet Train to Ahmedabad 9.30

Reach Home 11.30🤣🤣


*Bullet Train – गुजरात के लिए वरदान* 😀😀

*केम छो – मजा मा*

Once the bullet train starts half of Gujarat will be in Mumbai during Happy Hours for drinks and get back home for dinner 😄

*आव जो*

8 Funniest KBC meme and Jokes

KBC*

AB:Aapki beti hotseat pe baithi hai 50 lakh jeet gyi hai kuch kehna chahengi?

Mom-achha to ye waha phuch gyi bina btaye,ghar aane do😣


*Using Phone a Friend lifeline on KBC*

He: *Asks the question twice* What’s the answer? A,B,C or D?

She: Hmmm. Kk.


KBC*

AB- Chaliye ab hum aur aap milker khelenge Fastest Finger First

Sunny Leone- 😍😍


*In KBC*

Amitabh- Who’s ur fav. actor?

Contestant- Abhishek Bachchan.

Amitabh- Don’t think ki main answers bta dunga, ab sach sach btao ?


two kinds of friends in this world

1. harami

2. KBC phone a friend me bade confidence ke sath galat answer bata ke harane wale.


*KBC*

AB- Namashkar mai amitabh bachhan bol rha hu kbc se apki mitra ko…

He- She has a boyfriend, tell her to call him

*hangs up*

Rahul Gandhi Artificial Intelligence (AI) Meme

#RahulGandhi & Artificial Intelligence !

Oh God 😂 ..,made my morning 💯👌🏻. A debate between Elon Musk & Rahul Gandhi. Hope.

Just imagine ✨👀


Elon Musk – Mark Zuckerberg have limited knowledge on AI

Rahul Gandhi – 🙄 I have more knowledge than Mark.


Elon Musk: Artificial intelligence is a threat to humanity

*Rahul Gandhi speaks on AI*

Elon: I was wrong…😑


Rahul Gandhi 2 visit US 2 talk abt Artificial Intelligence (AI). 1st sentence f his speech wud be: AI are 1st n 3rd vowels in Eng Alphabets😂


Does Rahul Gandhi know AI means Artificial Intelligence not Air India !!!🤔😜

बाबा राम रहीम जोक्स

और इस बीच ही आडवाणी जी ने कहा है कि:

*_”और कुछ नहीं तो डेरा प्रमुख ही बना दो अब!”_*

😂


आसाराम,रामपाल,बाबा राम रहीम पर आरोप के बाद कोई मनचला निर्मल बाबा के घर के बाहर एक बोर्ड टांग गया…

आगामी आकर्षण… 😝😝😝


कश्मीर में आज 8 जवान शहीद हो गए

लेकिन चर्चा का विषय रामरहीम ही है

दुर्भाग्य


डर का आलम तो ये है कि लोग अब बाबा स्वीट्स, बाबा लस्सी भंडार जैसी जगहों पे भी घर की महिलाओं को भेजने में डर रहे है।

😭😂😭

#RamRahimVerdict


पहले आशा *राम..*

फिर *राम*पाल..

फिर *राम* वृक्ष यादव…

अब *राम*रहीम…

हे *राम..!!*

*राम*डेव की रक्षा करना.!! 😂😂

8 Funniest Meme and Jokes on Solar Eclipse

Hillarious Solar Eclipse Meme

For those who couldn't watch the eclipse

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8 year old girl I nanny, "Sam, what time is the apocalypse?"
Me: "you mean the #SolarEclispe !?"
Her: "same thing"


Poor Finland People !! Always Winter!!


The sun never went out when Obama was president, is all I'm saying


Me after solar eclipse 😜


Hair Cutting 🌙


Me and Solar Eclipse 😂😜


Everything must be in Weekend in US 😜

Source: Twitter / Via W/A

Infosys Latest Jokes

Narad muni was asked : “What’s wrong with Infosys?”

He just smiled and said :

“Narayan ………….Narayan..”

viaWA


Vishal Sikka will now know how hard it is to transfer his PF account 😄

#Infosys #VishalSikka


सिक्का कितना ही विशाल क्यों ना हो, मूर्ति के चरणों में ही रखा जाता है।

Infosys


Reporter : Why did the Infosys CEO resign?
Infosys Board : Jab desh Digital Money pe chal raha hai to Sikko ki kya zarurat!!!😜😜


अब ये कौन कह रहा है कि विशाल “सिक्का” ने आज इंफोसिस से इस्तीफा देकर 500 और 1000 के नोट बैन करने का बदला लिया है😂😂